Near death experiences

Hall of fame worthy thread

Slipped on a rock in spain, shattered my ribcage all down my left side, couldn't breathe. Drowning. Some beautiful person swam fast as fuark and saved me, shit scary.

Some **** pulled a huge knife on me at a party, cause apparently i drank his bottle of wine. Safe to say he was a **** and half an hour later got his head kicked in by 3 guys who were like 40, and been looking for him cause he robbed drugs off them. One of them went for him with a screwdriver and got his head KO'd on a curb, fucking horrid.

Came out of an alleyway rapid on my bike, couldn't see shit and a car comes straight out in front of me, hit the wheel rim, go flying over his bonnet and faceplant the floor, cut head open, could of been worse.

was not

let you decide

but seriously was hit with a car when i was like 15 broke my leg and busted all kinds of ribs and shit

edit sorry to disappoint anyone that thought i lost my anal virginity to a toilet brush when i was actually to a big black man called ben.

From going out, some polish fucks came at me, thought I was someone else I think, started going racist and tried to stab me. My mates helped me out right in time, knife was on my throat

I got chased by a group of kids who were looking for some of my mates when i was like 15, some **** chased me for about a mile across fields and train tracks with a golf club, thought i was going to get fucked up.
Got ran over by a bus when i was pissed
nearly had a head on crash with an oncoming bus when my mates bro was showing off doing at least 60 down a busy 30mph street with cars parked up on eitherside. we were swerving all over the road just avoiding everything when it got out of control.

about 12, was at our house in america where I was tobogganing in the garden (snow season) and we have a huge hill. I was going about 50 mph down and heading straight into a tree, I couldnt get out and was the most painful seconds of my life waiting for the worst to happen until somehow my brother rugby dived and knocked me off. Can safely say I shat myself.

Also on holiday in portugal, the same day I got dragged underneath a tonk wave and later on almost got stung by the ''most poisonous'' jellyfish in the world. #yolo #immortal

U fuckin mad

this happened to me too

Pretty much as riddlez said. On Thursday night was I was driving along the dark (A74) road and the rain was like a monsoon and was doing around 55-60mph but all of a sudden I hut this puddle (or a fcking lake by the size of it) and all I felt was the car wanting to go to the side and end up in a ditch so a completly when off the gas and just began fighting it til I regained control of the car. It only lasted about a second or 2 but felt like a good 40.

damn brits, you're doing it wrong

EDIT: When I have to be in a car with some of my mates driving, we all have those who think they're Colin McRae. Feel so much safer with myself behind the wheel lol

@Zero

i live in liverpool

went down a one way system the wrong way at 90mph while a bus was on-coming in result wrote off a 12plate scirocco fucked my ribs and left arm lucky to be alive id say.

When i was 10 me and my best mate were on holiday in Spain with his family. We were staying in his parents villa which had a private pool which was alot deeper than normal! Not sure if anyone will remember, but when your young and you learn to swim there are those weighted bricks you retrieve from the bottom, when your getting your puffin badge (think that is what it is called!) But ye, there were a few of them around the pool only they had a hole in and a piece of rope through in a circular knot.
Sure enough we were messing around at the edge of the pool, my foot got caught in the loop and i fell in.......One of the scariest moments in my life, honestly thought i was going to drown........In those situations you dont think (especially when your young) so i started to panic and of course struggle which only made it worse. No idea how long i was under for, but it seemed like an age...realistically probably around (1-2 mins)
My best mate jumped in and managed to untie the rope from my foot, whilst i was thrashing away, actually hit him clean in the face, but he still managed to get me free. He saved my life and still to this day i have never let him forget it.
Can honestly say took me like 5 years after that to feel comfortable swimming again!

I had this only i got hit by a car. Was running to catch the other bus and didnt look. Luckely nothing severe. Stangely enough everything seemed to be going slow motion when i got hit.. Any experienced this aswell :S?

I was clipping my toe nails with some fat off scissors and i somehow slipped and the scissor went about 5 inches through the sole of my foot

Near death

Its the nearest to death i've ever been lol

Edit: I actually lost a lot of blood

5 inches through the sole of your foot would mean it went all the way through, unless you have elephant feet

got hit by a bus and all the passengers died instantly