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21 Funny Questions to Ask a Girl

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SuperBradHughes, Aug 21, 2012.

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    SuperBradHughes Active Member

    Usually first dates are awkward, both the guy and the girl are nervous as both of them want to make a good impression. It is universally expected that guys should make the first move. Now, there is no need to get nervous, just smile and ask her the following questions.
    1. What's your favorite color? (I know it is old-fashioned but you will notice a smile on a girl's face after you have asked this question, personal experience)
    2. The most embarrassing moment?
    3. Are Lipton employees allowed to take coffee breaks?
    4. Are you dating anyone? (if no) are you taking any applications?
    5. If I kiss after I've dropped you home, will you slap me?
    6. What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
    7. Do you think that fish get thirsty?
    8. What is the opposite of opposite?
    9. What word starts with "f" and ends with "u-c-k"? (The answer here is firetruck but if she says the F-word then you can tease her by saying, Oh! Now I know what's on your mind?)
    10. People always say that the future is uncertain then why do we take insurance policies and go for career counseling?
    11. What color is a chameleon on a plaid shirt?
    12. What was your funniest moment in life?
    13. Does anyone ever vanish with a trace?
    14. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
    15. What disease did cured ham actually have?
    16. Why are those "easy open" food packages never easy to open?
    17. What is the one thing would I 'not' know about you at the first meeting?
    18. Do you think Tony the Tiger is sexy? (Don't ask this question unless you have a better story on Tony the Tiger.)
    19. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
    20. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
    21. Are you going to call me after this dinner?
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    Liquid Well-Known Member


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    Classix XX

    1 neg to give the OP
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    Zebra BasedGOD

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    -GoDLike Member

    not wasting negs but op wut you playing at
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    cyni GOAT

    Yeah, I'll start asking the girl I'm dating about Tony the Tiger. That'll sure clear up any awkwardness in the air.

    Wtf?
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    Henkie Youtube @ GODHenkie

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    Paul- Well-Known Member

    op = scump
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    SuperBradHughes Active Member

    some people have been experiencing awkward dates, just helping out, and im glad that you are not immature as the rest of the people negging me
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    Zonda Well-Known Member

    3 shite threads in 10 minutes nice one
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    Liquid Well-Known Member

    first one that ive laughed at hahaha his arms after the initial blow
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    Waltzz. xoxxxoooxo

    helping? looking at your hair you need help yourself
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    kenny Well-Known Member

    are you going to call me after this dinner? -.-
    naaaaah im confused, are you trying to make it less or MORE awkward. Negged for shit advice.
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    Henkie Youtube @ GODHenkie

    Hes going for it
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    Zonda Well-Known Member

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    SuperBradHughes Active Member

    why you piping up you wouldnt say shit to my face fam so stop gassing u ***n keyboard warrior
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    Zonda Well-Known Member

    Also.. Whats a girl? :S
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    BwaYdee Well-Known Member

    I wanna know more about the blonde infront
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    Bakez A Well-Known Member

    which one are u in your twitter cause i hope its not the one wearing a curtain as a shirt
    negged
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    Shizzle HOVA.

    I think you best calm down with the ginger jokes m8
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    Paul- Well-Known Member

    Dont worry your hair isn't ginger its strawberry blonde.
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    Shizzle HOVA.

    You'll be red in a minute.
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    cyni GOAT

    You can tell this is the first time Shizzle has ever had any sort of power, lol. Make the most of it, because you're not going to go very far in life you creeper.
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    RMRZ Insomnia

    21 Questions to get yourself sectioned
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    Paul- Well-Known Member

    gives complement recieves abuse how very nice